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مشاهدة النسخة كاملة : Little JoKeS


Matsuri San
30-09-2009, 03:33 PM
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Peace be upon ya !
Hw r u all ? hope ur fine =)
Here is some of my joke , enjoy it !

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Teacher : where is the English Channel ?
Pupil : I don’t know , my TV does not pick it up
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Teacher : what came after the Stone Age and Bronze Age ?
Pupil : the sausage !
~
Teacher : when was Rome built ?
Pupil : at night
Teacher : why do you say that ?
Pupil : because my father always says that Rome was not built in a day !
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Pupil : I don’t think I deserve zero on this test
Teacher : I agree , but that is the lowest mark I could give you !
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Father : why did you get such a low score in the test ?
Son : absence
Father : you were absent on the day of the test ?
Son : no , but the boy who sits next to me was absent !
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The first : what does “minimum” mean ?
The second : a very small mother !
The first : then what does “ maximum” mean ?
The second : a very big mother !
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Teacher : what can you tell me about the Dead Sea ?
Pupil : dead ? I did not even know he was sick !
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Teacher : if 1+1 =2 and 2+2=4 , what is 4+4?
Pupil : that’s not fair , you answer the easy ones and leave us the hard one !

~
Teacher : now class , whatever I ask , I want you to answer at once , who much is 6+4?
Class : at once !
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Teacher : it’s clear that you have not studied your geography , what’s your excuse ?
Pupil : well , my dad say the world is changing everyday , so I decided to wait until it settles down !


...

Done =)
Hope ya like it n made u laugh
JaNa
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ฮҚส₥ε Ġ!яŁ
30-09-2009, 08:42 PM
woooooooow .. They Made me lough loooooool ..

i like this one .. it's funny :evil_lol:

Teacher : it’s clear that you have not studied your geography , what’s your excuse ?
Pupil : well , my dad say the world is changing everyday , so I decided to wait until it settles down !

Good Subject .. :D :D

Matsuri San
30-09-2009, 09:55 PM
oh really ? that's so nice =)

glad that u liked it ..
thanx dear 4 passing by

come and visit ma topics again ..
Allah bless ya

sмαsм
01-10-2009, 12:42 PM
LooooooooooooL :laugh_1:
I like This one


Teacher : now class , whatever I ask , I want you to answer at once , who much is 6+4?
Class : at once !


it was happend with me ,when I was a teacher :Onion_heheh:
really Nice Topic
:D you deserve Good evaluation
Glad to see you here :please_1:
I hope this is not the last one :D
May Allah bless you my dear :SnipeR (87):

Matsuri San
01-10-2009, 02:46 PM
hello soso ^^ .. enlighten my topic

hehehe .. is that so ? that's so funny ..

it happens 2 many of us lol ..

thanx dear 4 visiting me .. n also thanx 4 ur evaluation :)

Allah bless u 2 ...

Μ Ί Ύ Ά
01-10-2009, 03:15 PM
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LoooooooooooL

I like this one


Teacher : it’s clear that you have not studied your geography , what’s your excuse ?
Pupil : well , my dad say the world is changing everyday , so I decided to wait until it settles down
I've said that once, not that i didn't study but i didn't know the answer <~ Isn't that the same?:laugh_1:

I like them all :D

Really Nice Topic

Keep it Up

:please_1:

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Matsuri San
03-10-2009, 12:28 AM
welcome miya ^^

u did ?looolz
I think these jokes from our reality ..

yup .. I liked them 2 =)

hope ya enjoyed these my lil funny stuff

thanx 4 being here~
Allah bless ya

زهرة المدائن
25-11-2009, 10:08 PM
Thanks alot for these funny jokes


I have to say that my favourite was the one about Rome


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Well done

its mine
31-12-2009, 12:30 AM
oh thanx

it was a funny

Pupil : I don’t think I deserve zero on this test
Teacher : I agree , but that is the lowest mark I could give you

colors^_^
18-02-2010, 01:33 AM
hehehehehe
this is a goode jokes & I like it ^^
arigatoooooooo neeeeeeeeeh

ђorikiттч
18-11-2010, 12:55 PM
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Teacher : when was Rome built ?
Pupil : at night
Teacher : why do you say that ?
Pupil : because my father always says that Rome was not built in a day !




looool

so funny... luv it

thanx dear

المزيونة
18-11-2010, 06:14 PM
هههههههههههه . ,
لو و و و ل . ,


آريقآ آ تو ع الطرح . ,
و نتريآ النيو و . ,


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